The Dirty Side of Glamour

No, this isn't the sequel to "I Know Who Killed Me." Lindsay Lohan paired up with Tyler Shields for this "The Dirty Side of Glamour" photo shoot. Lohan let her dark (and loco) side out in the bloody photos.

“Everyone has an idea of Lindsay Lohan and last night I had the pleasure of working with her she is a huge art lover and simply wanted to create some and that is exactly what we did! -Tyler Shields, on his blog

I like the edgy photos, and maybe it acted as a sort of catharsis for the troubled star. Plus, you have to give a girl credit where credit is due--Lindsay rocks those red lips, Raybans, and fabulous heels.

Mall Hauls

A new phenomenon has hit the Internet called "Mall Hauls." Teenagers from all over are going to the malls and then coming home and posting videos sharing their recent purchases. In the same way that girls excitedly chat about the new stuff they just bought amongst a group of friends, now teens are sharing it with the World Wide Web. You might think that no one would care about what a stranger bought at the mall that day, however the Mall Haul videos are gaining a lot of attention. After wasting 8 minutes of my life that I can never get back, I conclude that the videos are mind-numbingly stupid, but the others seem to disagree. Allthatglitters21 and juicystar07 are two sisters, Blair and Elle Fowler, who do Mall Hauls together and post them on their Youtube accounts; a recent video describing their shopping spree at Forever21 received over 1,072,000 views. The girls have a large fan-base and were even on Good Morning America for being renowned Mall Haulers. Is the Mall Haul sensation just a passing fad, or will retail companies continue to reap the benefits of this free publicity?

Check the Fowler sisters' video out:

"If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, there I am. There's nothing behind it."-AW

This short film features model, Lara Stone, trying on clothes with Baptiste Giabiconi, with some jazz music playing in the background. It seems that Karl was inspired by Warhol's movies in making this film.

Chanel Fitting Room Follies by Karl Lagerfeld

The film reminds me very much of "Poor Little Rich Girl" starring Edie Sedgwick, as the camera follows her doing mundane things like smoking, talking on the phone, drinking, and trying on various outfits, including a real leopard skin coat.

"Always wear expensive shoes. People notice."

It sort of amazes me how the Balenciaga Fall/Winter 2006 booties still haunt me. Sometimes when I'm getting dressed, I'll think about how they'd be the perfect finish to my outfit; I just wish I owned them. Then, I thought maybe my prayers had been answered when Sam Edelman rereleased the Zoe Boot. Unfortunately, for $345 I fear these, too, will join the Balenciagas in tormenting me. God, I really need a job.

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Oh, How I Love Thee...

When I saw this in the H&M magazine, my mouth dropped. The velvet makes the dress look luxurious, and those sleeves...amazing. I die.

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Oh, and don't even tease me with these shorts. Seriously, a high-waisted, tweed short with studded pocket detail? I just want to put them on with some black tights, a platform heel, and one of this season's greatest trends--the boyfriend tuxedo jacket.

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i'm not mister muscle, but i can be loathsome and i can hustle you.

I'm so obsessed with this Alexander Wang leather motorcycle jacket. The lambskin leather looks so soft and buttery and, oh, I sort of just want to lick it. Too bad it retails for $1,495 and is almost always sold out. I really need to find a cheaper alternative, but have yet to see one.

AH

This outfit--amazing.

Pictures from thecobrasnake.com.